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Allen Ayy Lmao by Matinek
Allen Ayy Lmao
Name: Allen "Ayy" Lmao
Age: 6 cycles (6 times the universe has reset)
Height: 2.1 meters
Species: Allen

Year: Unspecified 
Teacher/Student: Teacher (Of selected stuff)
Part time : DJ Lmao
Subjects chosen: PE, Maths, English

Personality: Speaks incomplete English, doesn't comprehend much. Ignores people, but like to listen to their futile screams of pain. Loves steak, especially from the thigh of a human man. He enjoys puns, as they are easy to comprehend. Hates books, as he has trouble flipping through the pages. He only understands sarcasm. 
Bio: Ayy Lmao doesn't remember his first years of life. Through the gift of immortality his race was given, he has lived through the destruction of the world six times over. He describes it as "A big firework, smells bad.". He warns us that he eats humans, but also reminds us, that he doesn't eat his pupils. Even through he is wearing pants. I doubt he enjoys them. In his later life, Allen has become a wandering Kung Fu master sensei. Trained by every strongest man ever to be alive. He has sworn, to not eat people with large hearts, but he has taken that meaning a little to far. Ayy Lmao, eats ravenously, even through he only needs to eat a human, once per cycle. His excuse is "My stomach is growing small, as I become older" which nobody takes, because he's immortal. Recently Ayy became a DJ in secret, so he can master the arts of musiq. Even through he hates all music. Especially Skrillex. 

Hobbies/Skills:
Running on all fours.
Eating human flesh.
Teaching people his Kung Fu.
Doing the konga line.
Talking of the old ways.
Good DJ.

Likes/Dislikes:
Enjoys sarcasm
Hates when food argues
He enjoys a good game of baseball.
Is a mathematical genius (So good that you can't even comprehend)
Dislikes furs.
Doesn't like sneezing. Especially in other people.
Hates music.
Loves being a DJ.


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Expressionist Finger Painting by Matinek
Expressionist Finger Painting
Something I did a while back. Divided secondary source into 4 and used a lot of masking tape, finger painting too, it was fun. 
(I hate them derped proportions, gaah expressionist is just another word for forcing myself to be lazy)















Yes that is Will Smith.
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Cutie Elf Engineer by Matinek
Cutie Elf Engineer
Just a little drawing I've done. 
Skixzer motivated me. Kill her for me.
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Our tongues connect... by Matinek
Our tongues connect...
Just some random yuri.
Forced  Inspired by Skixzer's picture I'm here...
Only took me around 40 mins, I'm not a fast drawer so this was a record for me >o<
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Yukata Robe Textiles Design Drawing (Back) by Matinek
Yukata Robe Textiles Design Drawing (Back)
A textiles Yukata design template that I've made. Should be easy enough to use. Wouldn't mind anyone using but would love a reference >o<
Link to front : matinek.deviantart.com/art/Yuk…
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I'm a quantum mechanics senior engineer (Please hire me), proffesional sleeper (That's another word for a spy) , and cybernetic activist, if you are into drilling mechanical pistons into my arm ; welcome to do so. If you ever want to contact me, here's a list of ways you can.
-DeviantART: Just PM me or something.
-Skype: Username: lord0sigmund
-Facebook: www.facebook.com/mateusz.sikor…
And if you ever want to play with me...
-Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/BloodFor…
Also random guff.
-My favorite firearm(s): Kel Tec KSG, FN P90 (Also my waifu)
-My favorite people: Cake
-My favorite time of the day: With you.
-My favorite thing to do: Nothing.
-My favorite song(s): Glitch Mob - Between Two Points
-My favorite game(s): League Of Legends, Kerbal Space Program, Borderlands 2, Shivalry : Australian Wellfare , Faaaaaallout (Forget everything, I love these more than... Umm... I dunno I do love cake quite a bit. I guess I love it more than pie. Pie is too liquidy inside. Not my thing.)
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Skixzer Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Happy birthday!! <3
I hope you like the cake!!
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Matinek Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yeah thanx I guess.
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stratomunchkin Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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rainyneko Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Thank you for watching! ^u^
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Skixzer Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconthanksforthewatch1::iconthanksforthewatch2::iconthanksforthewatch3:

Get. Wrecked.
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Matinek Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanx
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Skixzer Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Did you go to harry potter world/land/whatever?

I didn't think you were a fan...
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Matinek Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Because I had the best accelerated reader thing out of everybody in my year that one time, my entire English class went to Harry Potter land, yeah. I'm not a fan. But it was fun, and I love how stupid that picture is.
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radiochicken1 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
ya know my favorite people are cake too. 
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Matinek Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you too
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